The correct spelling is ‘Goebbels’—no R.
This only makes sense if you assume that none of your readers are women.
That’s not a real Shakespeare quote—Google says it’s from “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.”
This section is confusing. Did you translate it from the German yourself?
I understand that your hair-care regimen is important to you (and it’s obviously quite complex) but devoting six pages to it seems excessive…
Have to check with our lawyers on this one, but I’m pretty sure that doing that to a cat (or any pet) is illegal.
Actually, the Spanish Inquisition was a real thing. (That’s what the Monty Python sketch was referring to.)
I don’t understand the point of including the full lyrics to the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” theme song here—explain?
Cut all archaic racial slurs.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DELETE!!!