Make Islam Great Again!

Now, I’ve always thought that there’s no god but God and—get this—Muhammad is his, you know, his messenger. It’s true, folks. The Prophet Muhammad, peace be—a lot people don’t know this—but peace be upon him. Oh boy, this guy, this—this is a great prophet. Fantastic prophet. I mean, the Kaaba? Have you seen this place? It’s this big black thing, sort of a cube. Same color as Trump Tower, in fact. Beautiful, just really, really beautiful.

The hajj? Have you heard about this, the hajj? This is a great hajj, big league hajj, and, in fact, I hear it’s happening again this year. I’m not a Muslim, but I’m starting to think that I might just go visit the hajj myself!

A lot of people are saying that there are five pillars of Islam, and these pillars—these are great pillars. I’ve seen them, in fact. Not a lot of people know about this. But listen, folks, I’m a builder—I think I know a thing or two about pillars! The Trump organization is a very successful company, believe you me, and we wouldn’t have gotten very far if we had stayed with only five pillars! Maybe there should be a few more pillars of Islam? I mean, why stop at five? You know? The five hundred pillars of Islam—doesn’t that have a kind of nice ring to it? Just an idea, just an idea.

Okay, they’re telling me I have to wrap it up. Thank you, thank you very much. So let me just say: as-salaam alaikum! Make Islam Great Again!


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